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(@crankinstein)
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Posted by: @Skip
Good Lord, bro.... Ewe's big... *shakeshead*

Mrs. DoggCrapp: All of those animal comments were made by my wife signing on as me. So, if you thought... maybe... that I was a sicko, rest assured I am not. It is my wife that is the sicko.

Skip

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Your the best skip!!


   
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(@in-human)
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Mrs. DC, I just have one question, do you weigh 105 lbs, because their is no more food to eat in the house once this monster gets home from his 10 jobs.

My GF thank me the other day for her figure, I said, "thank you dear, is it from training you 3 days per week at the gym", she said, "no, there is never anything to eat here ever, I have to go home just to eat".

I mean I only spend $250.00 a week on food, what does she expect me to do?...


   
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 Kane
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Posted by: @In-Human
Mrs. DC, I just have one question, do you weigh 105 lbs, because their is no more food to eat in the house once this monster gets home from his 10 jobs.

My GF thank me the other day for her figure, I said, "thank you dear, is it from training you 3 days per week at the gym", she said, "no, there is never anything to eat here ever, I have to go home just to eat".

I mean I only spend $250.00 a week on food, what does she expect me to do?...

I'm sure the manager of your local supermarket just loves it when he sees you walk in every week.


   
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(@in-human)
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Kane, The managers love me, the stockers hate me, hehe...


   
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(@silverback)
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Hey DC, Damn it looks like your back is wider than your bath tube. How comfortable at you at the movie theater?

The stretch does work. I've noticed and feel my lats jet out more after I stretched them by hanging. I can only hang for 40seconds max right now. My left side sticks out a bit farther so I guess I'll have to hang with just my right side a bit more.


   
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(@in-human)
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Silvermonster, Hey I just had a guy over at Pro Muscle just tell me that we were doing that stretch all wrong, he said we need to hang upside down from our ankles, and hold your arms out to the sides, other than your brain exploding, you will get more blood to your lats.

Hey don't laugh, he read it in a book, and he has been training for 1 1/2 years, he knows his shit...


   
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(@1369phil)
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Bump to remind DC about (a) (b) and (c) ..... the others I can take or leave !


   
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Doggcrapp
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Bumping this post up to remind me of going thru it and writing about the various things that are on the 3 pages of this post that I need to get around to writing about


   
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(@jimpaul)
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bumping to help


   
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Doggcrapp
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I always laugh my ass off at TPC's post on the second page of this thread--LOL

items you will need:

1 crowbar
1 2 ton car jack
3 rail road ties
1 dozen krispy cream originals
16 small 3 inch peices of black leather strapping
a 5th of jack daniels or old grand dad or rubbing alcohol
3 q-tips
1 large tub of vasoline, astroglide and/or ky (preferably a water based lubricant, for obvious reasons)
and 3 fully reclinable lazy boys, with the foot rest removed on one chair.


   
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(@blade)
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DC point b sounds very cool!!! Is this safe?
Well even if it isnt safe id still do it LOL.
I hope we get to hear point b soon
YOURE THE GODDAMN MAN DC!!!


   
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(@blade)
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BTW DC this isnt fracuturing the scapula though, is it?


   
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(@wannabebig)
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Posted by: @tpc
dc showed me how to do it the other day at the office.

items you will need:

1 crowbar
1 2 ton car jack
3 rail road ties
1 dozen krispy cream originals
16 small 3 inch peices of black leather strapping
a 5th of jack daniels or old grand dad or rubbing alcohol
3 q-tips
1 large tub of vasoline, astroglide and/or ky (preferably a water based lubricant, for obvious reasons)
and 3 fully reclinable lazy boys, with the foot rest removed on one chair.

i will let dc fill in the blanks and describe how it is done. as you can see, this only for the hardcore, lol.

tpc

ok. i managed to get everything except the railroad ties. anyone know where i can get some? i want to pop this badboy asap! there are no trains near me either


   
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(@jimpaul)
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sick puppies......................................gotta love em.


   
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 tpc
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home depot carries them in the lawn and garden section for 19.00 a piece. they are not crucial for the "maneuver", but they wil make things go oh so much smoother.

from one man to the next, we don't want to see any pulled groins here.

tpc


   
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